Taking a selfie and realizing your girlfriend is doing the same thing: priceless.

Taking a selfie and realizing your girlfriend is doing the same thing: priceless.

The money of my people. Also, the nails of my people while I’m at it.

The money of my people. Also, the nails of my people while I’m at it.

Crazy car rides with Addi. (Taken with GifBoom)

Crazy car rides with Addi. (Taken with GifBoom)

Oh yeah. She loves me.

Oh yeah. She loves me.

19 and skinny and dressed up as Janet Jackson for Halloween. Or maybe the hamburglar. It’s hard to say. #flashbackfriday #2005

19 and skinny and dressed up as Janet Jackson for Halloween. Or maybe the hamburglar. It’s hard to say. #flashbackfriday #2005

I do love this case.

I do love this case.

This is toddler me and my brother, 1989/1990, before I had a little seester. :)

This is toddler me and my brother, 1989/1990, before I had a little seester. :)

Me and my girlfriend have mastered fish faces and the art of singing badly while acting like it’s a god given gift.

Me and my girlfriend have mastered fish faces and the art of singing badly while acting like it’s a god given gift.

My cousin recently posted a bunch of old photos on facebook that I have never seen before in my life.
I’m the one posing like a flamboyant gay man. I’ve been dying laughing since I saw this. The mid blink really makes it.
I can just hear all my relatives that see this picture saying “ooh, we should have known.”

My cousin recently posted a bunch of old photos on facebook that I have never seen before in my life.

I’m the one posing like a flamboyant gay man. I’ve been dying laughing since I saw this. The mid blink really makes it.

I can just hear all my relatives that see this picture saying “ooh, we should have known.”

I was about to wash my hands when the camera turned on by itself I’m not a model. #lol #carleneburkhead

I was about to wash my hands when the camera turned on by itself I’m not a model. #lol #carleneburkhead

Do you ever want to capture your hair, but not your face?

Do you ever want to capture your hair, but not your face?