Happy Thursday. Check out my new site notpennysboat.org. It’s the new home for my podcast and other fun things. It’s hosted on tumblr, naturally, so give it a follow if you’re into it. I will be adding local affiliates and content all week, so if you are in the north central Florida area and are interested in becoming an affiliate, email me at pennypodcast@gmail.com.



I had a relaxing night to myself, so I decided to relaunch my podcast. Have a listen, and subscribe here, on itunes, or another podcast app if you’d like. Contact email: pennypodcast@gmail.com



To all the bisexuals in the place with style and grace, allow me to lace these lyrical duches in your bushes.

I understand that everyone is entitled to their own preference, but you don’t base that preference on doubt that your partner wants to be with you.

I’m a lesbian and if I can be happy with the same sex, so can a bisexual person. You end up happy with whoever makes you happy. The V is just as powerful as the P.

Peace, love, and deuces to these text messages.



A couple months ago, this^ lady was cashing me out at a gas station while having an extremely loud conversation about gay people and how she doesn’t think it’s natural to be gay. She also dropped the F word, and no I don’t mean fuck.

I complained to her manager, and I wrote to corporate, but she got to keep her job.

Nice to see you on mugshotsocala today, Randalle! Keep making those good life choices. 

A couple months ago, this^ lady was cashing me out at a gas station while having an extremely loud conversation about gay people and how she doesn’t think it’s natural to be gay. She also dropped the F word, and no I don’t mean fuck.

I complained to her manager, and I wrote to corporate, but she got to keep her job.

Nice to see you on mugshotsocala today, Randalle! Keep making those good life choices. 



Pro tip: If a girl knows you’re gay and talks about The L word, she wants you to know she’s also [at least a little] gay.

This advice can also be reversed. High five.



That's so... Awesome you mean?
  • Guy at work: this is gay.
  • Me: no, I'M gay... So if you're calling this gay, you must think it's awesome. - prances away-


I just felt like making this. It’s LGBTQ* pride month.

In the United States the month of June was chosen to commemorate the Stonewall riots, which occurred at the end of June 1969. As a result, many pride events are held during this month to recognize the impact LGBT people have had in the world.

I just felt like making this. It’s LGBTQ* pride month.

In the United States the month of June was chosen to commemorate the Stonewall riots, which occurred at the end of June 1969. As a result, many pride events are held during this month to recognize the impact LGBT people have had in the world.



Not Penny’s Boat - 06 what LGBT community?
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In this podcast I discuss my town’s lack of community and decent human beings in general. Music: Von Haze - Get me alone. Thanks megro for the topic suggestion.



My friend Josh, at work, bugged his eyes at me earlier and I had to get a picture.Me: You look just like topherchris.Josh: Who?Me: This guy from the internet.Josh: Yanno, I think I know who that is.

My friend Josh, at work, bugged his eyes at me earlier and I had to get a picture.

Me: You look just like topherchris.
Josh: Who?
Me: This guy from the internet.
Josh: Yanno, I think I know who that is.